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12.06.2025 00:37
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do narcissists love their children?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
share office space ...
Then came..